I couldn’t pick just one 🙂 You choose!
“Experience is what you get whenever you don’t get what you want.”
“If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.”
“If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?”
“You are only young once. . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely.”
“Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that got you mad in the first place?”
“When you go into court, your in the hands of twelve people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.”